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"Old sea dog, court-martialed, now ships off to the brig fer four long years fer that ruckus on the sixth!"

2024-11-19

Arrr! Edward Richmond Jr., a scallywag of 41 summers from Geismar, hath sailed the seas of mischief! A former landlubber of the Army, he found himself in hot water for clashing with the law during the Capitol ruckus, earning himself 51 moons in Davy Jones’ locker! Har har!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of one Edward Richmond Jr., a scallywag of 41 years, hailing from the landlubber town o’ Geismar, Louisiana. This buccaneer, once a soldier of the U.S. Army, had some rough seas in his past, bein’ implicated in the unfortunate demise of an Iraqi citizen. Aye, that be a dark cloud over his head, but the storm be far from over!

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