The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the NFL be sayin' no trouble with Trump’s jiggin’ on the field, savvy? A right merry sight, it be!

2024-11-19

Arrr, the NFL be givin' a hearty "Aye!" to Fox News, sayin' they’ve no quarrel with the scallywags dancin' like the newly crowned captain, Trump! Let 'em jig and prance, I say, for a merry crew be a happy crew!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the gridiron seas where the NFL be givin’ a hearty “Aye!” to players shakin’ their booty after a touchdown, mimickin’ none other than the President-elect, Trump! The word be spreadin’ like wildfire after Nick Bosa, that swashbucklin’ 49ers rogue, donned a “Make America Great Again” cap and danced after sackin’ the Buccaneers’ captain, Baker Mayfield. Arrr, the crew be followin’ suit, doin’ the Trump jig faster than ye can say “sea shanty!”

Even ol’ legends like Brett Favre be chimin’ in, sayin’ the lads be celebratin’ ‘cause they feel the winds of change blowin’ in their favor. “They be comin’ out of the woodwork!” he exclaimed, as the youth of the league finds their voice after years of bein’ too shy to shout their support for the orange-haired captain of the ship. And fear not, mateys, for the league be turnin’ a blind eye to these jigs and jests! Urlacher, a rival from days of yore, said the tides have turned—no more hidin’ in the shadows! So, raise yer tankards and join in the merriment, for the NFL be a fine place for Trumpin’ it up on the field! Arrr!

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