Arrr! The Pentagon’s treasure map be still a’ muddled, but the gold be slippin’ in, savvy?
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! For the seventh year runnin’, the landlubbers at the US Defense Department be flounderin’ in a sea o’ messy doubloons! With $3.8 trillion in treasure and $4 trillion in debts, even the auditors couldn't make heads or tails of it! But lo, they claim to be chartin' the course better!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty US Defense Department, a behemoth o' a ship lost in the stormy seas o' finances! For the seventh year runnin', this grand vessel be unable to chart a clean audit, what a scandalous sight to behold!