Arrr, the Pentagon be flounderin' like a fish outta water, losin' count o' $824 billion! Where be the doubloons?
2024-11-19
Arrr, mateys! The Pentagon be at it again, failin’ its seventh audit like a drunken sailor missin’ his mark! With a treasure chest o’ $824 billion, they still can’t count their doubloons! Yet, they swear they've found the compass to navigate their budget woes. Avast, what a merry mess!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round as I spin ye a tale of the mighty Pentagon, that grand fortress of gold and steel, which recently found itself in a right pickle! On the fateful day of Friday, the fine folk tasked with countin' the doubloons could not reckon how to account for a staggering treasure of $824 billion! Aye, that be a heap of loot, but alas, the auditors declared it a murky mess.