As he swayed to the starboard, Elon stashed his treasure o' businesses in the heart o' Texas, savvy?
2024-11-19
Arrr, the scallywag billionaire be sweepin' through the land like a tempest, leavin' even the landlubber officials slack-jawed! “By me beard, 'tis like a ghost ship appeared—‘Look alive, mates! Elon’s ashore!’” A right jolly surprise, I tell ye!
Arrr, matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ear to a tale of a scallywag so rich, he be shakin' the very foundations of the land! Aye, this billionaire be a sorcerer of sorts, a conjurer of projects that spring up faster than a kraken from the deep. 'Twas said, “Voila, Elon be here!” and lo and behold, the land transformed before me very eyes!