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Arrr, Miss Peggy, a true Colorado wench, raises a tankard fer her twin sister on her hundredth, post-Buffaloes' grand victory!

2024-11-19

Arrr, mateys! Colorado's own Miss Peggy, a sprightly superfan, be blowin' out a centennial candle with none other than Head Coach Deion Sanders at a grand press confab! Aye, a true treasure o' the sea, that lass be, celebratin' a hundred years of cheerin' for the crew! Avast!

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round fer a tale from the high seas of sports! The notorious captain of the Colorado Buffaloes, Deion Sanders, be celebratin' the 100th voyage 'round the sun of none other than Miss Peggy, the grand dame of Buffs fandom!

This fair lass, known to all as Miss Peggy, was showered with love from the crew at Folsom Field, where thousands did sing sweet serenades on her birthday, givin' her a moment to shed tears of joy! "I be thankful to the heavens fer me life and mates," she declared, her heart swellin' like a ship's sail in the wind.

Born in Walsenburg, Colorado, alongside her twin, Betty, they be the fiercest fans since 1966, missin' naught but three home battles! Alas, Miss Betty sailed away to the great beyond in 2020, but Miss Peggy keeps the flame burnin' bright, wishin' her twin could share in the ruckus. "To get this much attention fer just havin' a jolly good time be truly incredulous!" she quipped, causin' the press to erupt in hearty laughter.

Captain Sanders swore to bring this legend to a bowl game, even dreamin' of a national championship! "She be the heart and soul of Buff Nation," he proclaimed, and no truer words have been spoken! Now, raise yer tankards to Miss Peggy, the true treasure of the Colorado seas! Arrr!

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