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Arrr, matey! Be Elon Musk a scallywag breakin’ the King’s laws? Let’s hoist the sails of truth, ye landlubbers!

2024-11-19

Avast, me hearties! The New York Times be spoutin’ tales of Elon Musk chattin’ with the Iran envoy just after the presidential squabble. Aye, some say it’s against the law! But ‘tis but whispers from shadowy figures, with nary a scrap o’ proof to back the yarn! Arrr!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for a tale of high seas and political mischief! The New York Times, a vessel o’ leanin' left, be squawkin' about one Elon Musk parleyin' with the ambassador of Iran at the grand ol' UN just after the 2024 election, a move that some salty sea dogs be sayin’ might breach the federal code! Blimey, what a hullabaloo!

This yarn be spun from the lips of two shadowy Iranian officials, who be claimin’ they weren’t authorized to flap their gums about such matters. Aye, it seems they be more secretive than a treasure map hidin’ in Davy Jones' locker! But hold yer horses, for there be no solid proof that this clandestine meeting ever set sail, and the public be left in the dark like a ship lost in a fog.

As the media waves crash upon the shores of this scandal, the truth lies buried deep beneath the waves o’ speculation. So grab yer grog and keep yer spyglass handy, for this saga be just beginnin’, and who knows what other twists and turns await us on this treacherous political sea! Arrr!

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