Arrr! Jay Leno be sportin’ an eye patch, lookin’ like a scallywag after a tumble, matey!
2024-11-19
Arrr! Jay Leno be sportin' a shiner, reckonin' he took a tumble down a hill afore a comedy shindig. He be claimin' he’s "holdin' up fine," though I reckon he looks like a scallywag who tangled with a kraken! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round while I spin ye the tale of one Jay Leno, the jester of the late-night seas. This hearty lad be "holdin' up fine" despite takin' a tumble outside his inn, sportin' an eye patch like a fearsome buccaneer. Aye, he claims he was conquerin' a hill to reach a feast, but in his haste, he took a shortcut and ended up rollin' down like a barrel o' rum, crashin' his noggin on a rock!Not one to let a wee mishap spoil his fun, Leno grinned through the pain and made it to his show, sayin', "It’s not that big a deal." Why, he even jested that at his age, he ain't learnin' from mistakes but rather repeatin' 'em like an old sea shanty. This be the same lad who faced the wrath of a motorcycle misadventure, breakin' ribs and all, thanks to a rogue wire! Aye, and who could forget the fiery ordeal that left him singed like a seared fish, workin' on his trusty ship of cars?
So here's to Jay Leno, the indomitable comedian, who laughs in the face of danger, wearin' his eye patch with pride and collectin' tales fit for the grandest of taverns! Arrr!