Arrr! Jelly Roll be inkin' Prince Harry's neck, while the scallywag quips it should’ve been on his bum, har har!
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! Country bard Jelly Roll be caught on the high seas o' video, jestin' while givin' Prince Harry a neck tattoo! Aye, they be concoctin' a merry partnership for the Invictus Games, makin' waves like a ship in a storm! Avast, what a right jolly jest!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn of the Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, and his first foray into the world of ink, thanks to the jolly country bard, Jelly Roll!In a merry clip from the Invictus Games, our brave prince be settin’ himself in a tattoo parlor, when who should arrive but Jelly Roll, with a needle more fearsome than a kraken! “Blimey!” exclaimed Jelly, “I could scarce believe me ears when they told me Prince Harry wanted me to mark his flesh today!”
Harry, ever the cheeky lad, had a notion to ink his backside, but Jelly exclaimed, “Nay! Let’s aim for the neck!” And so they struck a deal: Jelly would perform at the Games if Harry let his inked surface see the light o’ day!
But lo and behold, when the deed was done, the prince discovered his new tattoo read "I AM," with Jelly’s name scribbled below! “Ye put yer name on my neck?! Are ye mad?” he bellowed, nearly keeling over in shock.
In the end, fear not, mateys! ‘Twas but a prank, and the prince laughed, realizing it was all in good jest for the noble cause of the Invictus Games, meant to uplift our brave warriors! Yarrr, a tale worth sharing on the high seas!