The Booty Report

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Arrr! This week, Biden be sendin’ a treasure chest o’ $275 million in cannonry to Ukraine! Avast ye!

2024-11-19

Arrr, matey! This week, the Biden crew be settin' sail to offer a treasure trove o' weapons worth $275 million to Ukraine! Aye, ‘tis a mighty haul fer a landlocked saga, but shiver me timbers, they be needin' all the cannonballs they can muster!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye news from the high seas of politics! The Biden crew be readyin' to launch a treasure trove of a $275 million weapons package to Ukraine this week, savvy? That be comin' straight from the presidential hoard, which be meanin' they’ll be givin’ ’em the goods faster than a seagull snatches a fish!

This fine haul includes the High Mobility Artillery Rocket, but alas, no ammunition be included – a tad stingy, me hearties! There’ll be 155 mm shells, drones, and Javelin missiles to boot, all to help our Ukrainian mates fend off the nefarious Russians. After this bounty, the U.S. will still have a hefty $6.9 billion in the PDA treasure chest! Arrr!

Just days ago, President Biden gave the green light for Ukraine to hurl some long-range missiles at the dastardly Russian foe. And lo and behold, they did just that, firin' six of them with nary a care! Russia claims they shot down most, but the debris be tellin' tales of a fiery ruckus!

As the winds of war blow strong, the Biden crew be resolute in their quest to arm Ukraine, claimin' it ain't escalatory but rather a promise to keep the cannons roarin'! So hoist the flags, and let us watch this spectacle unfold, ye landlubbers! Arrr!

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