Arrr, the lad o' Norway's royal blood be locked up, accused o' mischief most foul! Avast ye, what a scandal!
2024-11-19
Arrr, mateys! Young Marius Borg Høiby, the firstborn of Norway's fair princess, found himself shackled in Oslo's night, suspected of foul deeds! A right scallywag, he be! Who knew the crown could bring such trouble? Avast, a jolly tale for the tavern, I say!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, fer a tale of woe from the icy fjords of Norway! Young Marius Borg Høiby, a lad of 27 summers and son of Crown Princess Mette-Marit, has found himself in a bit o' a pickle, faced with a preliminary charge of rape after bein’ nabbed in the capital, Oslo, late on a moonlit Monday. Aye, he be the stepson of the Crown Prince Haakon, but with nary a royal title or duty to his name! Now, the scallywag be accused of havin’ "intercourse with someone who be unconscious or unable to resist!" Crikey! Our Marius denies the charge, claimin’ innocence as the waves crash upon the shore. The royal house, it seems, be keepin' mum, not givin' a single peep to the media. Trouble be not new to this lad; just a few months back, he was detained for ruckus and mischief in downtown Oslo, with whispers of a relationship with the victim. Marius resides with the royal couple and their wee ones, Princess Ingrid and Prince Sverre. Aye, the high seas of royal life be fraught with peril, but this be one storm he surely didn't see comin'!