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Arrr, matey! Sweden, Finland, and Norway be spillin' their secrets on not gettin' blown to bits in a land-squabble!

2024-11-19

Arrr, mateys! This week, the landlubbers of Sweden, Finland, and Norway be handin' out scrolls, guidin' their scallywags on how to weather the storm—be it furious winds or cannon fire! They be preparin' for times when grub and the web be swallered by Davy Jones himself!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye tidings from the chilly Northern seas, where once-neutral lands be prepping fer a stormy showdown! Aye, the good folk of Sweden, with their long history o’ peace, be handin’ out pamphlets like treasure maps, guidin’ their crew on how to weather the tempest of war or unexpected calamities.

This scroll, titled “In case of crisis or war,” be nearly twice the size of its last version, due to the ruckus caused by them pesky Russians in Ukraine. But fear not, Swedes be as stubborn as a sea captain! They declare, “If the enemy approaches, we’ll fight to the bitter end!”

Finland, not one to be left behind, be issuing digital scrolls, preparin’ their crew for dark clouds ahead—power outages and more! Meanwhile, Norway be suggestin’ that their lads stockpile grub and gear to last a week, includin' iodine tablets to fend off any nuclear shenanigans! They be takin’ this so seriously that over two million copies of their plans be sent forth into the hands of the townsfolk.

With Denmark joinin’ in the fray, advising a three-day stash of supplies, ‘tis clear that the Nordics be battenin’ down the hatches, ready to ride the waves of uncertainty, all while keepin’ a wary eye on the treacherous Russian seas! Yarrr!

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