“Arrr! The U.S. be scuttlin’ their Kyiv ship, warnin’ of a sky bombardment that’d make Poseidon quiver!”
2024-11-20
Arrr, matey! Just when ye thought the seas be calm, Ukraine be firin' American cannonballs at the Russian shores! A day after, a curious shout rang out—like a parrot squawkin’ in surprise! The world’s in an uproar, and me rum’s runnin’ low! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of trouble brewin' on the high seas of geopolitics! Just a day after the valiant lads and lasses of Ukraine unleashed a fearsome volley of American-made firebreathers upon the land of the bear, lo and behold, an unusual alert sails into port!