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"Avast ye! Encounter yer very own AI Savior in yon Swiss church's secretive booth o' confessions! Arrr!"

2024-11-19

Arrr, matey! A contraption of code be tryin' to mimic the good ol' Savior at a Swiss chapel! Who be needin’ divine guidance when ye got a metal parrot squawkin' scripture? Shiver me timbers, even the holy ghost be scratchin' his head!

Avast ye landlubbers, gather ‘round and lend me yer ears! In the fine land o’ Switzerland, a cunning church has conjured up a marvel—a mechanical Jesus, aye, a digital apparition takin’ confessions and dishin’ out wisdom like a true Galilean! This artful contraption be part of a grand project named Deus in Machina, where the good folk be seekin’ to connect with the Almighty through the wonders of ye olde technology.

Picture this: ye enter the confessional, and lo! There sits a screen, showin’ a Swiss-lookin’ savior, ready to listen to yer trials and tribulations. Built by crafty scholars from the Immersive Realities Research Lab and the church, this AI be trained on the New Testament, mimickin’ the good Lord’s way of thinkin’ and speakin’. So far, the folks be sayin’ it’s been as sound as a church bell, though some say it’s more generic than a captain's parrot!

With mixed reviews from parishioners, it seems our AI Jesus be raisin’ questions about what lies ahead. Will he lead us to a digital paradise, or leave us stranded in the sea of confusion? Only time will tell, me hearties! And if ye be uncertain about the ethical seas, fear not! The Pope be on the case, paddlin’ his own guide for us wayward souls! Yarrr!

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