Arrr, a scallywag be takin' Netflix to court fer a dog's breakfast of a fight 'twixt Tyson and Paul!
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! A scallywag be settin' sail fer court against Netflix, claimin' their cursed contraption be glitchin' and crashin’ like a ship in a storm whilst watchin' the Tyson-Paul ruckus! Aye, the battle on screen be smoother than a sea shanty, I say!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round to hear the tale of Netflix, a ship o’ streaming that be takin' on water after a brawl ‘twixt Jake Paul and Mike Tyson went awry. The good Captain Ronald "Blue" Denton be raisin’ the black flag with a lawsuit in Florida, claimin’ Netflix breached their contract due to a storm o' glitches and buffering that turned the bout into a right mess!Netflix, in their usual fashion, admitted the seas were rough, sayin’, "Aye, we faced challenges, but we be sailin’ smoothly for most!" They did, however, crow about drawin’ a record 108 million viewers worldwide, makin’ it the most-streamed sportin’ spectacle ever, even if some scallywags were left in the dark during the action.
Issues began to brew like a tempest during the undercard, and at least 85,000 landlubbers complained about the mishaps. The crew even cut off the mics of boxing legend Evander Holyfield and Jerry Jones, causin’ a ruckus on social media. Howard Stern himself warned Netflix to get their act together or face the wrath of football fans come Christmas!
So, as Netflix prepares to stream the NFL doubleheader, we be wonderin’ if they’ll swab the decks and keep the ship steady. Aye, let’s hope they navigate these waters without further calamity!