Arrr! The Washington school crew pleads with the state to shoo away the landlubber trans athletes from the lassies' games!
2024-11-19
Arrr! The scallywags o’ the school board in Washington be settin’ sail on a new course, plead’n with the athletic crew to rethink their jolly ol’ stance on lettin’ all lasses, trans or not, join the fray in girlie sportin’! Aye, it be a right ruckus!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer this tale from the salty shores of Washington state, where the Central Valley School Board be makin' quite the ruckus! Aye, they be callin' fer the athletic conference to rethink them policies allowin' trans athletes in the fairer lassies' sports. They rolled out a resolution, titled “Supportin’ Equity and Safety in Female Sports,” claimin’ the board be all lassies who’ve either run the race themselves or got daughters who’ve dashed on the field.One brave wench, a current cross country runner, regaled the crew with her tale of competin' against a biological lad masqueradin' as a lass. She questioned fairness, wonderin' if it be right fer a matey with a male's strength to compete against her! But not all be cheerin' this resolution. A heartbroken soul, Dr. Pam Kohlmeier, shared her sorrow over losin' a child to the storms of transition debates, arguin’ the real pain it brings.
Despite the squawkin', the board sent a letter to the Washington Interscholastic Activities Association, demandin' fair play! They claimed those born male have an advantage, callin’ fer a squallin’ change before more opportunities be lost. So hoist the Jolly Roger, as the battle o’ the seas rages on in the world o’ sports, me hearties! Yarrr!