"Arrr, matey! Dr. Oz be chosen fer a treasure map role in Trump's crew! Savvy?"
2024-11-19
Arrr, me hearties! President-elect Trump be raisin' the sails for Dr. Oz, a fancy doc from the telly, to captain the ship of Medicare and Medicaid! Though he be bested by Fetterman in the Senate duel, he’ll now chart the course for over 160 million souls! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a curious plot on the high seas of American politics! Our soon-to-be captain of the ship, President-elect Donald Trump, be makin’ waves with a bold proclamation on a fine Tuesday morn. He be settin' his sights on none other than Dr. Mehmet Oz, a flashy healer from the land of television, to be the grand poobah of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services! Aye, that’s a mouthful, but it be a mighty important post indeed!This swashbucklin’ doc, who once tried his luck in the treacherous waters of Pennsylvania’s Senate race, found himself cast adrift by the crafty Democrat, John Fetterman. But fear not! For now, he’s to steer the ship that be providin’ health coverage to over 160 million souls! Aye, that be a crew worthy of a fine captain! With programs like Medicare, Medicaid, and the Children’s Health Insurance Program under his command, Dr. Oz’s hands be full, like a pirate with a chest o' gold!