Arrr, LA be settin' sail for sanctuary shores 'fore the Trump storm hits, savvy? Aye, the scallywags be clever!
2024-11-19
Arrr, Mayor Karen Bass be battlin’ the scallywag Trump’s plans t’ send the landlubbers packin’! She be draftin’ a decree to keep the city’s treasure safe from them federal buccaneers! But brace yerselves, mateys, for a storm o’ legal battles be brewin’ on th’ horizon! 1.8 million sea rats be watchin’!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin from the shores of Los Angeles, where Mayor Karen Bass be raisin’ the Jolly Roger against the stormy seas of deportation! Aye, she be hastenin’ to craft an ordinance that’ll keep city resources from bein’ plundered by them federal scallywags fer immigration enforcement.This here ordinance be like a stout ship, ready to sail into the tempest of legal battles, as the Trump administration be gearin’ up to unleash the kraken known as ICE and the military! Aye, they’re eager to fulfill their promise of sendin’ 1.8 million undocumented souls packin’, but Mayor Bass be standin’ firm, like a captain at the helm, determined to protect her crew.
So hoist the anchor and prepare the cannons, fer this be a right ruckus on the horizon! The winds of change be blowin’, and the good Mayor be callin’ upon the spirits of liberty to fend off the mighty foes of injustice. Let it be known, Los Angeles shall not be a port o’ exile, but a sanctuary fer all who seek refuge, even if they be a tad outside the law! Yarrr!