Arrr, says the Washington Post scribe, “Republicans be lookin’ to off yer wee ones!” Blimey, what a tale!
2024-11-20
Arrr, mateys! Jennifer Rubin o' the Washington Post be callin' on the Democrats to spice up their tales! She be sayin', "Yarr, tell 'em Republicans be wantin' to put a dagger in yer wee ones!" Aye, she claims that be true, though it be soundin' a bit fishy!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round for a tale from the high seas of political banter, as the fair lass Jennifer Rubin, a scribe for the Washington Post, be callin’ on the Democrats to switch their tune! She boldly proclaims that the scallywags of the Republican crew be wantin’ to kill yer wee ones! Aye, ye heard it right!In her latest broadcast from the "Jen Rubin's Green Room," she be insistin’ that them Senate Republicans who follow the whims of Captain Trump must pay the piper! “Those who place treacherous souls in charge be accountable for the chaos that follows,” she cries. “Democrats, ye best be trackin’ these knaves and holdin’ 'em to account!”To make her point clear, she insists they must be as blunt as a cutlass: “Talk simple, like this: Republicans be wantin’ to kill yer kids!” She argues that if they oppose childhood vaccinations or allow young swabs to wield weapons, they bear the blame for every tragedy that befalls the young’uns.But that’s not all! She be callin’ out her fellow crew on “Morning Joe” for meetin’ with Trump, exclaimin’ it’s downright disgusting! So, ye landlubbers, let’s raise a toast to Rubin’s fiery words in this turbulent sea of political folly!