Arrr! Yonder U.S. and Euro mates be settin' sail to scold Iran fer hidin' their shiny cannonballs!
2024-11-20
Arrr, 'fore that scallywag Trump sets sail in the captain's chair, the West be shoutin' at Iran like a parrot with a sore throat! They be demandin' the landlubbers spill the beans 'bout their sneaky nuclear doings, past and present, lest they walk the plank of distrust!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, for I have a tale of high seas and treaty treachery! 'Twas just before the grand captain, Donald J. Trump, set sail to his new dominion. The folk of the West, with their spyglasses trained on the horizon, spied a most mischievous rogue—Iran! Aye, that land o’ mysterious sands be not playin’ fair with the treaties they signed, claiming to be all above board like a ship in calm waters.