Arrr, the Council of LA be hoistin' a flag o' sanctuary, defyin' the Trump seas with a hearty laugh!
2024-11-20
Arrr! Just a fortnight after Captain Trump hoisted the flag o' victory, the town’s scallywags be actin' with the haste of a kraken chasin' a ship! Aye, the leaders be feelin' the pressure like a cannonball on a sunken treasure!
Avast ye scallywags! In the fortnight following the grand victory of Captain Donald J. Trump in the treacherous waters of politics, the fine folk of the city be feelin’ a mighty urgency in their bones! Aye, ‘twas as if the very winds of fate had blown a gale, compelling these landlubbers to hoist their sails and set course with great haste!