The Booty Report

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"Arrr, me hearties! To woo the Latino crew, dance the salsa and share yer finest rum—aye, that be the trick!"

2024-11-20

“Avast, matey! Engage ye in a parley with a scallywag of the Democrat crew who dared to dance with the devil! Aye, ’tis like swappin’ tales o’ treasure with a landlubber who thinks the sea be flat! Arrr, a right merry jest it be!”

Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a jolly ol' conversation I had with a scallywag of the Democratic persuasion! Aye, we met at a tavern, where the ale flowed like the bounty o' the sea, and tempers flared hotter than a cannonball in a hurricane!

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