Arrr, matey! Alexa be still in Davy Jones' locker, too sluggish to parley with us scallywags, say the gossips!
2024-11-20
Arrr, matey! Alexa be settin’ sail fer some shiny upgrades, but her brainy bits be tangled like a ship in a storm! That AI update be actin’ more like a scallywag than a trusty crew member! Avast, fix her quick, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, for I’ve a tale of the wretched Alexa, the smart assistant who be laggin’ like a landlubber on a slow ship! Reports be flyin’ that this crafty contraption from Amazon be sufferin’ from a “critical issue” of latency, makin’ it slower than a snail trapped in molasses!It seems ol’ Alexa has missed not one, not two, but three launch dates in the year 2024, leavin’ her crew mighty disappointed. Instead of shine like a treasure chest, she’s rated a measly 4.57 outta 7 by her testers, who be hopin’ for a score fit for Davy Jones himself!
But wait! There’s more! Word has it that some of the older models may not be able to dance with the new AI features, leavin’ many a sailor stranded without a ship! And what’s this? Rumors of a partnership with Claude AI have gone quiet as a ghost ship on a foggy night, raisin’ more questions than it answers!
Yet, Amazon be hopin’ that when Alexa finally gets her sea legs, she’ll be able to perform tasks without needin’ a first mate to manage her affairs. But we all know, trustin’ an AI with yer gold might lead to some unintentional calamities! So, hold fast, ye scallywags, and let’s wait for this AI ship to sail, hopefully by 2025!