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Arrr! Trump's wee granddaughter be spillin' sweet messages in a golf tale: “It be yer favorite captain o' the ship!”

2024-11-20

Arrr, Kai Trump be spillin' the beans to her shipmates on YouTube 'bout her grandpappy, Captain Donald! She shared his jolly ol' voicemails in her latest golf caper—aye, that scallywag's got tales to tell! Avast, who knew the old sea dog was so chatty? Ha-ha!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a jolly tale o' the young lass Kai Trump, the granddaughter o' that swashbucklin' President-elect Trump! In a recent video, she regaled us with the warm messages her grandfather be leavin' fer her. Aye, she returned to the hallowed grounds o' Trump National Golf Club Bedminster, where the two tykes share their love fer the fine sport o' golf.

"Arrr, I be diggin' through me voicemails,” she chuckled, “and found a treasure trove o' messages from me grandpa!" It seems ol' Trump be a night owl, callin' her in the wee hours after his interviews, much to her slumberin' dismay. “How's yer golf game, sweetie?” he'd ask, like a true captain checkin' on his crew!

After a fine round, where she bragged about bein' 4-under par, she called him up to share her spoils. “Grandpa, I be hittin' the ball like a cannon!” His hearty laughter echoed like thunder on the high seas. They bantered 'bout clubhead speeds like true sea dogs. So raise a glass to the bond o' family and golf, fer it be a fine adventure indeed! Yarrr!

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