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Arrr! L.A. be hoistin' the flag o' sanctuary, givin' the boot to Trump's deportation scheme, savvy?

2024-11-20

Arrr matey! The Los Angeles crew be hoistin’ a flag o' sanctuary, givin’ the cold shoulder to Trump’s ship of deportation! They vowed to keep their treasure maps secret from the federal scallywags, uniting with other ports o' call ‘gainst the tide! Aye, a jolly choice indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the fair city of Los Angeles! On the day of the council's grand assembly, they be raisin' their mighty quills to declare the city a “sanctuary city,” a fortress of refuge amidst the stormy seas of deportation plans from the new captain in charge, President-elect Donald Trump!

This here ordinance be a fine piece of parchment, savvy? It be stoppin’ the good folk of the city from lendin’ their resources to the cruel tides of immigration enforcement. Nay, they shan't be spillin’ the beans on their fellow shipmates who be sailin’ without proper papers to the federal marauders! The council, like a band of jolly buccaneers, voted unanimously, alignin' themselves with a fleet of other cities across the vast U.S. of A!

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