The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Mad Cave be settin' sail with Speed Racer on Free Comic Book Day, penned by the mighty David Pepose!

2024-11-20

"Hoist yer sails an' fire up them ol' engines, me hearties! Prepare to set sail on this fine sea o' mischief, where we be plunderin' more than just treasure! Avast, let the rum flow and the laughter roll as we chart a course for adventure!"

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale as wild as the seven seas. Picture this: ye be standin' at the helm of yer trusty vessel, the wind a-blowin' like a banshee, and yer heart be poundin' like a cannonball on the run! With a hearty roar, ye be shoutin', "Start yer engines!" Aye, engines be a curious contraption, not like the sails of yore, but these metal beasts be rumblin' like a kraken awakened from its slumber.

As ye turn the key, a cacophony erupts! The sound be akin to a thousand seagulls squawkin' 'bout their lost fishies. The crew be runnin' 'round like headless chickens, tryin' to keep the ship from becoming a flounderin' fool. “Avast! Make sure the sails be trimmed!” ye holler, but alas, the engine be louder than a drunken parrot!

Once the beast be tamed, ye feel the power surge beneath yer feet. “Full speed ahead!” ye bellow, and suddenly, the ship be slicing through the waves like a cutlass through a fine piece of beef! The wind be at yer back, and ye be laughin’ like a scallywag who found a chest o’ gold! So, raise yer tankards high, me hearties! Fer there be naught like the roar of an engine to make a pirate feel alive on the high seas!

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