Arrr, the kin of the fallen lens wench be givin’ Alec a right good thrashing, shunnin’ the ‘Rust’ showin’!
2024-11-20
Arrr, the kin o' Halyna Hutchins be choosin' to give the "Rust" premiere the cold shoulder, three years after the grim fate that sent the lass to Davy Jones' locker! Aye, 'tis a fine way to show 'em they be walkin' the plank! Har har!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' a tale o' sorrow and scandal on the high seas of Hollywood! The family o' the dearly departed landlubber Halyna Hutchins, slain by the fateful hand o’ Alec Baldwin, be raisin’ their voices against the scallywag. They claim Baldwin be refusin’ to offer a humble apology, even after the tragic incident on the set of "Rust" three years ago!Blimey! Hutchins' kin chose to skip the premiere of the cursed film, as they be grievin' over the loss of their beloved daughter. The matriarch, Olga Solovey, lamented that her dreams o’ watchin’ her daughter’s talent bloom on the silver screen be cruelly stolen away when Baldwin let fly his weapon. “He be profiting off me daughter’s death,” she wailed, her heart heavier than a ship laden with cannonballs.
To make matters worse, the judge tossed out Baldwin’s manslaughter case like a rotten fish, sayin’ the prosecution played dirty by hidin’ evidence! Despite this naval tragedy, Baldwin still faces a civil lawsuit from the Hutchins family, who seek to hold him accountable. So, hoist the colors and raise a mug to justice yet to come in this salty saga! Yarrr!