Arrr! Zelenskyy be ponderin’ if he’ll part with Crimea for a peace deal, or keep battlin’ fer treasure!
2024-11-20
Arrr, matey! President Zelenskyy be sayin’ to Fox News, “We can’t be claimin’ any land that those scallywags be pilferin’ as theirs! It’s all ours, savvy?” Aye, the seas o’ law be murky, but we won’t be lettin’ them hoist their flag on our shores!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! The gallant Ukrainian captain, President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, did declare to the Fox News crew that his fair land shan’t ever acknowledge any bit of its territory as belonging to the dastardly Russians, no matter how many pieces of eight they be throwing about! When pressed by the cunning reporter, Trey Yingst, about giving up land in a peace treaty, Zelenskyy stood firm like a ship’s mast in a tempest!He proclaimed, “We cannot legally recognize any occupied land as Russian, matey!” This be referring to territories taken by the land-grabbing Putin since the year 2014! Aye, and when asked about the Crimea, that jewel of the Black Sea, he hinted he’d prefer to win it back with wits rather than bloodshed. “We can’t be tossing our good folk into the fray for a piece of land!” he bellowed, savvy enough to know diplomacy might be the best sword to wield!
And lo! The Pentagon announced they'd be sending a treasure trove of military booty worth $275 million to aid Ukraine in this squabble, makin’ it clear that without Uncle Sam’s support, the fight may turn as grim as a pirate’s last voyage! So, hoist the colors and keep the cannons ready, for this battle be far from over, me hearties!