Arrr, 97 aid ships pillaged by scallywags! Now grub’s costin’ more than a chest of gold!
2024-11-20
Arrr! The grub in Gaza be climbin' higher than a crow's nest, after scallywags plundered a U.N. treasure ship! Drivers be unloadin' the booty at the point of a cannon, say the landlubbers. Avast, me hearties, even the feasts be feelin' the pinch!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer the tale I bring be one of high seas and low supplies! In the troubled waters o' the Gaza Strip, food prices be risin’ faster than a ship’s sails in a storm, all thanks to a band o’ rascally scallywags who raided nearly a hundred aid ships from the U.N., plunderin’ their precious cargo! Aye, 97 outta 109 trucks were looted at the point o' gun, makin’ it a right ruckus, sayin’ the U.N. Relief and Works Agency be cryin’ out for help!With flour in short supply, the bakers of Deir al-Balah and Khan Younis be settin’ sail on diminished capacity, some even havin’ to close their doors. A poor lass bemoaned that a bag o’ flour now costs over $100, if ye can find it at all! Meanwhile, the blame be tossed about like a game of hot potato: Israel be pointin’ fingers at Hamas and the brigands, while Hamas be sayin’ it be a pack o’ Bedouin rogues! The U.N. be callin’ for aid, but the seas be stormy, and so we wonder, who’ll come to save the day? Arrr, ’tis a fine mess indeed!