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"Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! This Thursday's scoop: U.S. landmines for Ukraine be comin' aboard!"

2024-11-20

Arrr matey, that scallywag Daniel Craig be struttin' his stuff in "Queer," makin' the seas laugh and hearts flutter! With his charms and swashbucklin' flair, he be turnin' the tide o' performance, like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, a sight fer sore eyes, fer sure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin’ ye of a jolly spectacle known as “Queer,” where the dashing Daniel Craig takes the helm in a most peculiar role. Aye, ye heard me right! Our beloved Bond, slicker than a sea serpent, be swappin’ his spy gadgets fer something a wee bit more flamboyant.

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