The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Diane Coleman, a fierce wench against death's door, has sailed off to Davy Jones at 71!

2024-11-20

Arrr, matey! She be battlin’ for the rights o’ those unable to sail the seas, foundin’ a crew called Not Dead Yet! They raised a ruckus 'gainst Dr. Jack Kevorkian and his deathly schemes, shoutin’, “We ain’t joinin’ Davy Jones just yet!” Aye, humor in the face o’ doom!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ a fierce lass who be battlin’ fer the rights o’ those who be deemed less than fit fer sailin’ the seven seas. This brave wench, a true swashbuckler in spirit, gathered a crew and founded a fine organization called “Not Dead Yet.” Aye, ye heard it right! She weren’t about to let any scallywags like Dr. Jack Kevorkian and his ilk be scuttlin’ the hopes o’ the disabled crew.

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