Arrr! SJSU lassies' first foe be blind to their trans mate; methinks the match be a ghost ship!
2024-11-20
Arrr, matey! The coach o' Louisiana Tech be sayin' he had no inkling o' San Jose State's rumored sea siren in bloomers when they clashed in their season's grand kickoff! Aye, what a merry jest on the high seas of sportin' folly!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of volleyball and tempestuous tides! On the 30th o' August, the lassies o' Louisiana Tech faced off against San Jose State at the Cal State Fullerton Invitational, where a certain Blaire Fleming, rumored to be a trans athlete, led the charge with 14 kills—a right fierce performance, I tell ye!But lo! The crew o' LA Tech be unawares of the hullabaloo surroundin' this mysterious player, as their captain, Coach Amber McCray, confirmed they caught wind o' the allegations only after they’d walked the plank—er, I mean, played the match. The San Jose spokesperson claimed they kept quiet ‘bout the lawsuits like a secret treasure map, which led to LA Tech's defeat and, later, a storm o' controversy!
With whispers and lawsuits abound, the winds turned sour, leadin' to forfeits galore from anxious teams fearful o' competition! As the seas grew choppy, emergency hearings were afoot, seekin’ to bar San Jose from the tournament, and the fate of the valiant players hung in the balance. So, grab yer grog and watch this spectacle unfold, for the high seas of women's sports be fraught with peril and jest! Arrr!