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Arrr, Bryson DeChambeau be watchin’ SpaceX with Cap’n Trump, sayin’, “Never been so fired up, matey!”

2024-11-20

Arrr, Bryson DeChambeau be settin’ sail to the SpaceX launch in his beloved Texas, rubbin’ elbows with Captain Trump! On that fine Tuesday, he declared, “I’ve ne’er felt such a spark in me soul!” Aye, inspiration be as high as the sails on a mighty galleon!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of Bryson DeChambeau, the seafarin’ golfer who be givin’ the ol’ nod to the stars! This scallywag scored himself a front-row seat to the grand launch of SpaceX’s Starship, right in his home port of Texas, watchin' alongside none other than the president-elect, Donald Trump!

As the cannon of the sky erupted, Bryson beamed and proclaimed he’d “never been so inspired!” Aye, he recorded his amazement fer all to see, and behind him stood Trump, his lad Eric, and that ol’ Texas sailor, Ted Cruz, all lookin’ skyward with glee. Elon Musk, the captain of the SpaceX ship, be in attendance too, cheerin' like a jolly deckhand as the vessel splashed down in the Indian Ocean!

Now, the SpaceX crew be mighty pleased with their rocket’s performance, pushin' it to the limits without a care for recovery. “Successful ocean landing!” Musk declared, lookin’ as proud as a pirate with a full treasure chest! And while Bryson be entertainin’ the masses with his golf shenanigans, it seems he be keepin’ politics off his channel, focusin’ on the fun instead. Aye, what a tale of aspiration and high-flyin' dreams on this fine day of adventure!

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