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Arrr! The Captain of the Berlin Sea Guard be warnin’ the landlubber Jews to steer clear o’ the Arab waters!

2024-11-20

Arrr, me hearties! The lass Barbara Slowik be warnin' the brave souls of the Jewish and LGBTQ crews to tread lightly in certain Arab-infested waters of Berlin! No "no-go zones," she says, but beware—there be trouble lurkin' since the dark days o’ October 7th! Yarrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the bustling port o’ Berlin, where the winds o’ trouble be blowin’ for our fine friends in the Jewish and LGBTQ crews. The fierce lass, Chief Barbara Slowik, be warnin’ the good folk to tread lightly in certain neighborhoods where the atmosphere be as stormy as a ship caught in a squall!

Now, fear not, for there be no official "no-go zones" declared, but some parts o’ the city be turnin’ into treacherous waters for those jolly souls who don’t fit the mold. Ever since the clash o’ swords and words on October 7, when the dastardly Hamas struck, the dark clouds o’ antisemitism have been gatherin’ over the German capital, makin’ it a tad risky for our mates of the Jewish and rainbow-colored flags.

So, me hearties, keep yer wits about ye! Navigate through these turbulent tides with caution, and remember, it be a pirate’s duty to look out for one another, no matter the colors we fly. With a hearty laugh and a swift sail, may ye find safe harbor in these stormy seas! Yarrr!

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