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"Arrr, Berlin’s top seadog be sayin’ to Jews and LGBTQs: tread lightly in them Arab waters, or ye might walk the plank!"

2024-11-20

Arrr, me hearties! Berlin's top law keeper be warnin' the Jewish and gay lads 'n lasses t' tread lightly in the Arab havens! Captain Slowik says no “no-go” zones, but if ye be sportin' a kippah or flauntin’ yer jolly colors, keep yer wits about ye, savvy?

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale from the land of Berlin, where the Chief of Police, a lass named Barbara Slowik, be soundin' the alarm like a cannon blast! Ye see, after the ruckus on October 7, the winds be blowin' a bit foul, and our Jewish and gay mates be advised to tread lightly in some of the Arab enclaves, lest they find themselves in murky waters.

When asked about the safety of the good folk of Berlin, the brave lass Slowik declared there be no "no-go" zones, but she be suggestin' that those sportin' a kippah or flyin' the rainbow flag might want to keep a weather eye out! Aye, it be a bit of a treacherous tide, and she be recommendin' caution, as if warnin' sailors to beware the sirens' song.

So, me mateys, let us hope the storm clouds pass, and the good folk of Berlin can sail the seas of life without fear of brigands or scallywags. 'Tis a fine day for unity, so let’s raise a flag of camaraderie and hoist the sails of acceptance, fer we all be part of this great crew called humanity! Arrr!

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