Arrr, Biden's crew be givin' the UN's plan a hearty "Nay!" lest it fuel them scallywags, Hamas!
2024-11-20
Arrr, matey! The Biden crew tossed aside a lopsided parchment from the council o’ sea dogs, where 14 shouted “Aye!” and only one muttered “Nay!” But the U.S. hoists the veto flag, bein’ a mighty captain of this ship! Avast, the winds o’ diplomacy be tricky!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the grand fracas at the United Nations, where the salty sea of politics be as turbulent as a stormy night! The Biden crew, under pressure from the congress folks and pro-Israel mateys, did cast a mighty veto on a resolution that dared to speak ill of our Jewish brethren. Aye, it was a 14 to 1 vote in favor, but alas, the U.S. flag held high, said 'nay'!Ambassador Robert A. Wood, with the fire of a cannonball, declared the resolution be a treacherous plot to favor the villainous Hamas, who be holding hostages like they be shiny pieces of eight! He warned that ye cannot let them scallywags think they can keep power without consequence, or they'll be swaggerin' about as if they won a treasure hunt!
"Ye be wantin' a cease-fire without the hostages' freedom?" he bellowed. "Nay, we won't give those scoundrels a wink for their treachery!" The draft resolution, penned by Algerian hands, wanted an unconditional cease-fire, yet forgot to mention the poor souls trapped under Hamas's thumb. Wood, in his witty wisdom, declared this resolution would give Hamas a reason to pop their corks instead of parleying for peace!
So, as the debate raged on, the U.S. stood firm, declaring, "It ain't Israel that's the villain—it's the dastardly Hamas!" And there ye have it, mateys! A tale of diplomacy on the high seas of international waters, where the stakes be higher than a crow's nest!