"Avast! Police scrolls be spillin' lurid tales 'bout Hegseth's mischief on the high seas of scandal!"
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The captain-elect, Trump, be pickin’ a defense scallywag who be never caught in a crime, savvy? He swears to the constables that no swashbucklin’ shenanigans be forced upon him. A fine tale o’ denials, it be! Aye, let the rum flow!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of politics, where the winds be blowin' favorably for one Donald J. Trump, freshly crowned as the captain of the ship known as America. Arrr, he be choosin' a stout-hearted mate to take the helm o' defense, none other than a fellow who’s never been caught in the dark waters of crime!