Arrr, the Republicans be settin' their sights on the scholars, tryin' to bury notions they can’t be digestin'!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! The conservative crew of Florida has charted a new course, swappin’ cannon fire for sneaky schemes! They be settin' sail to toss Sociology overboard from the treasure map of required learnin’, hopin’ to shanghai all them liberal ideas from the minds of young buccaneers!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round the tavern, for I’ve a tale of swashbucklin’ shenanigans in the sunny seas of Florida! Ye see, the conservative scallywags be settin’ sail from the tempestuous storms of raucous politics, movin’ to a more cunning course, like a sly fox in a henhouse, to uproot the liberal “indoctrination” they be seein’ in the hallowed halls of higher learnin’. Aye, they’ve taken to the cutlasses of education, slashing away at them courses that be teachin’ Sociology, claimin’ it a scourge on the minds o’ young sailors!With a wink and a grin, they be removin’ these classes from the core requirements, thinkin’ they’ll steer the ship clear of any liberal mutiny! Aye, these buccaneers of the ballot be swappin’ the cannon fire for a more stealthy approach, sneakin’ about like a ghost ship in the night, whisperin’ sweet nothings to the powers that be. But fear not, me hearty! The winds of change be fickle, and who knows what mischief these crafty landlubbers will conjure next? In the grand sea of education, let us raise a tankard to the unpredictability of it all, for ye never know when the next wave of hilarity will crash upon the shores!