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Arrr, matey! A study be sayin’ if ye walk slow, ye might forget where ye hid yer booty!

2024-11-21

Arrr, matey! If ye be strollin’ like a landlubber, it might mean yer noggin’s goin’ awry, says a wise study! Experts be chattin' 'bout how catchin' this scallywag of a problem early could save ye from walkin' the plank o' forgetfulness!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a curious study that be suggestin’ that a slower gait may herald the dark clouds of cognitive decline or dementia! Researchers set sail with a crew of over 16,800 hearty souls aged 65 and up from the shores of the U.S. and Australia, trackin’ their pace for seven long years.

They found that if ye be slowin' down ye walkin' speed by two inches a year, it be a sign that yer noggin might be takin' on water. Aye, ‘tis not just yer feet but yer brain that be slowin’—a combination that spells trouble, sayeth Dr. Taya A. Collyer, the captain of this scholarly ship!

As family members often spot the change before a diagnosis, ‘tis clear that a steady stroll could be the key to unearthin’ dementia risk. So, if ye find yerself waddle-walkin', it might be time to summon the doc! The study suggests keepin’ an eye on yer walking speed, for it be as simple as countin’ gold doubloons.

So, hoist the sails for a healthy lifestyle, keep yer legs movin’, and yer mind sharp, or ye might just find yerself lost at sea in the fog of forgetfulness, savvy?

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