Arrr, Matt Gaetz be hoistin' the white flag on the AG treasure hunt for Trump! Avast, what a jolly jest!
2024-11-21
Arrr! The old landlubber from Florida be claimin’ his nod to the crew was bein’ a right nuisance, distractin’ from the mighty task o’ the Trump/Vance sailin’! Aye, ‘tis a tempest in a teacup, I say! Let's hoist the sails and get back to plunderin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I be tellin’ ye a tale of a certain former congressman from the sunny shores of Florida. This scallywag, bless his heart, be makin’ a ruckus over his confirmation, claimin’ it be turnin’ into a right ol' distraction to the mighty endeavors of the Trump/Vance Transition. Arrr, can ye believe it?With a puffed-out chest, he proclaimed that all the chatter o’ his confirmation be takin' the wind outta the sails of their grand plans. Aye, it seems the good captain thought he was the treasure map to success, but alas, the seas be stormy and the crew be distracted by his woes. By thunder, he reckons that the critical work o' the Transition be sufferin’ like a ship stranded on a desert isle!
But fret not, for in the world of politics, it be not unusual for a sailor to cry foul when the spotlight be shinin’ bright. So, here’s a toast to our Florida congressman, who finds himself caught in the stormy seas of public opinion, hopin’ to chart a course back to calmer waters ere the next wave crashes upon him! Yarrr!