The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, Newsom be settin’ sail for Trump’s domain, shoutin’ ‘Message be heard, matey!’ Let the jests commence!

2024-11-21

Arrr, Governor Gavin beacknowledgin' the landlubbers be mighty vexed by their coin purse troubles! He be sayin' the Democrats need to hoist their sails and tackle the grumblin' of the crew, lest they be walkin' the plank o' discontent! Avast, me hearties!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubber shores of California! Governor Gavin Newsom, a fine captain of the Democratic ship, be hearin' the grumblin' of his crew. Aye, the good folk be vexed ‘bout the treacherous waters of economic woes that be draggin' 'em down like anchor chains in a stormy sea!

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