Avast! Daniel Penny be callin' a landlubber doc to say, “That chokehold? Nay, it be not the reaper's hand!”
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! An ol' sawbones o' the private kind spun a yarn on Thursday, claimin' he found a whole different tale 'bout Jordan Neely's demise than what them landlubbers at the New York City Medical Examiner's Office be blabbin'! Avast, what a hullabaloo!
Arrr, gather ‘round me hearties! In the grand city of New York, a tale be a-brewing ‘bout a Marine, Daniel Penny, who be standin’ trial fer the death of one Jordan Neely, who met his fate in a subway scuffle. The good doc, Dr. Satish Chundru, took the stand and spun a yarn that be differin’ from what the city’s own medical folks declared. He be sayin’, “Nay, it wasn’t the chokehold that did the deed!”The good Daniel, a lad of 26, might be lookin’ at 15 years in Davy Jones’ locker if the court finds him guilty of manslaughter. The saga kicked off when Neely, a scallywag plagued by demons and misfortunes, barged into the subway car, shoutin’ threats like he be possessed by the spirits of the seas!
Dr. Chundru, with a mind sharper than a cutlass, claimed it was a concoction of troubles—sickle cell, schizophrenia, and synthetic pot—what led to Neely's end, not the chokehold that sent him to the depths. The court be a tricky sea, with Dr. Cynthia Harris, the city’s autopsy expert, declarin’ the opposite. What a fine mess, eh? In the end, it seems a stormy brew of misfortune be the real captain of this shipwrecked tale!