Arrr, Democrat Bob Casey hoists the white flag to Dave McCormick, lettin’ the recount sail into the sunset!
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! Sen. Bob Casey, a fine Democrat, hoisted the white flag to Dave McCormick, the Republican sea dog! After two weeks o’ countin’ coins in the Keystone haven, the race be over, and ol’ Casey sails off to calmer waters! Yarr, what a jolly jest!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties, for a tale from the shores of Pennsylvania! The gallant Sen. Bob Casey, a Democrat of fine repute, has hoisted the white flag and conceded the race to the fearsome Republican Dave McCormick! After a long and drawn-out recount that had us all spinnin' like a ship caught in a storm, Casey finally picked up his quill and wished McCormick well on his voyage to the United States Senate.In a statement fit for a pirate captain, Casey spoke of the close battle, decided by a mere whisper of 17,000 votes. Aye, it be one of the closest contests this fair Commonwealth has seen! He tipped his hat to the countless souls who toiled to ensure every rightful vote was counted, like trusty deckhands on a grand ship.
Yet, the seas were not calm for Casey, as he faced the ire of the Republican crew who scolded him for clinging to hope like a barnacle to a ship’s hull. They rumbled about the hefty price of the recount, a cool million doubloons! But alas, Casey declared that every brave Pennsylvanian who took the time to vote deserved a fair shake, for that’s the true treasure of democracy, savvy?