“Arrr, with Gaetz walkin’ the plank, do Hegseth, RFK Jr., and Gabbard now sport bigger bullseyes, me hearties?”
2024-11-21
Arrr, matey! With that scallywag Gaetz ditchin’ the AG title, doth ye reckon ol’ Pete, Bobby, and Tulsi be catchin’ more flak than a ship in a storm? Aye, the tides of scrutiny be risin’, fer sure! Avast, let the parley begin!
Arrr mateys! It be a tempestuous tide in the land o’ politics, as the scallywag Matt Gaetz be withdrawin’ his name from the list o’ candidates for the prestigious title o’ Attorney General under the notorious Captain Trump! The winds be blowin’ foul, with accusations o’ sex traffickin’ lurkin’ in the shadows like a dreaded ghost ship.As Gaetz scuttles away, another sea dog, Pete Hegseth, be tryin’ to hoist his sails for the role o’ defense secretary. But lo and behold! He too be swimmin’ in murky waters, with whispers o’ misconduct from a 2017 escapade makin’ the rounds. The good captain’s transition crew be tryin’ to quell the storm, callin’ Hegseth a “respected combat veteran,” but the crew be eyein’ him with suspicion nonetheless!
And what o’ the other shipmates, like Kennedy and Gabbard? They best be watchin’ their own sterns, for the sharks be circlin’ after Gaetz took the plunge—sacrificed to save the others from a similar fate! Aye, it seems the tides be turnin’, and not all hands will make it to the next port in this wild political sea!