Arrr, as a scallywag lobbyist, Bondi had fine mates like Amazon, G.M., Uber, and a treasure from Qatar!
2024-11-22
Arrr, matey! The soon-to-be captain o’ the ship, Donald J. Trump, be pickin’ a fierce legal matey to guard the treasure! This lass swung from the Florida seas to a mighty Republican crew after her second adventure as the High Judge of the Sunshine State. Savvy?
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I regale ye with tidings from the high seas of politics! Our freshly minted President-elect, the mighty Donald J. Trump, be settin’ sail with a new matey to take on the role of attorney general! Aye, this lass be a true buccaneer of the legal seas, havin’ rode the waves as Florida’s attorney general for two full terms.After plundering the legal treasure troves of the Sunshine State, she be joinin’ a grand Republican firm, ripe with power and plunder, like a pirate crew after a successful raid! This choice be as bold as a ship in a storm, and it promises to stir the waters of justice like a cannonball in a calm sea.
So, hoist the flag of this new appointment, for she’ll be chartin’ the course of law and order, keepin’ scallywags at bay and makin’ sure the booty stays in the hands of the righteous! With a hearty laugh and a wink, we wonder what mischief lies ahead on this political voyage. Arrr, let us toast to this swashbuckler of the legal realm and await the adventures that be surely soon to come!