Arrr! Fox News be spillin’ the beans, as a scallywag rants, beggin’ for another sky-fallin’ calamity!
2024-11-22
Arrr! The Fox News treasure map, "Antisemitism Exposed," be spillin' the beans on the cursed rise o' anti-Jewish scallywags across the seven seas and the great lands beyond! Hold on to yer hats, mates, 'tis a wild voyage through the seas of nonsense!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the latest from the treacherous waters o' anti-Jewish prejudice! The scallywags at Fox News be sharin' tales in their "Antisemitism Exposed" missive, and blimey, it be chock-full o' dubious deeds!First on the list, a Twitch star, the infamous Hasan Piker, be callin' fer a new 9/11, laughin' in the face o' horror that struck on the 7th of October. Aye, that lad be stirrin' the pot with terrorist propaganda, claimin' vile acts be mere "resistance." A right rogue, he is!
Next, a gaggle o' anti-Israel protesters found themselves in chains inside a Senate office building, shoutin' "Free Palestine" like they be seekin' buried treasure! And let’s not forget the brave families o' victims from the October attack, who be takin' Iran to court, accusin' 'em of bein' the masterminds behind the massacre.
Meanwhile, Captain Ted Cruz be standin' tall for Israel, callin' a proposed anti-Israel resolution an "assault." And in the midst of it all, Ruby Chen holds fast to hope for his son, taken hostage by Hamas.
So raise a tankard to keepin' watch on these stormy seas, savvy? Arrr!