Arrr! Venezuelan scallywag nabbed in Colorado for makin’ unwanted advances on his captain's lass of fourteen! What a landlubber!
2024-11-22
Arrr, a scallywag from Venezuela be in hot water! He’s accused of makin' unwelcome advances on his employer's young lass of 14, whilst livin' like a barnacle on the good man's ship in Colorado. The coppers be investigatin’, and the tales be flyin’ like cannonballs!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of a scallywag named Jesus Alberto Pereira Castillo, a landlubber from Venezuela who dared to set foot in the fair lands of Colorado! This knave, who had crossed the border illegally, found himself in the depths of his employer's abode, hidden away in the basement like a rat in a ship's hold!Alas, on a fateful night, this dastardly rogue committed a foul deed against the 14-year-old lass of the household, forcing himself upon her like a pirate demanding treasure. But the law, fast as a cannonball, came callin’! The local sheriff’s crew swooped in, but the scoundrel had already sailed away from the scene.
After weeks of relentless pursuit—a true treasure hunt for justice—the sheriff's crew finally caught this scallywag without a single shot fired, a feat worthy of a hearty toast! He was due to face the music in court, where the judge would surely have him walk the plank for his misdeeds!
But hold yer horses, me hearties! It seems this villain had been in trouble before, caught with tools of forgery and trickery! So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the winds of fate may yet blow him into the clutches of the law once more!