Arrr! FOX News be settin' ablaze the jolly 'All-American Christmas Tree' in NYC, startin' the festive frolics, aye!
2024-11-22
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of "The Five" be settin’ sail with a merry crew from the FOX News flotilla for the grand shindig o' lightin' the "All-American Christmas Tree." Aye, 'tis a jolly ruckus, sparkly as a treasure chest in the moonlight! Ho ho ho, pass the grog!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout FOX News Media's grand kick-off of the holiday season, where they lit up a colossal 50-foot "All-American Christmas Tree" in the bustling port of New York City! This be no ordinary tree, nay! Decked with a whopping 18,000 ornaments and a dazzling 340,000 lights, it sparkled like buried treasure, topped with a shining dove fit for a captain's crow's nest!Our jolly crew from "The Five"—Jesse, Dana, Judge Jeanine, Harold, and Tyrus—set the festive sails, joined by the likes of Cardinal Timothy Dolan and a rabbi from far-off Jerusalem, all sharing words of wisdom and cheer. Multi-platinum bard Gavin DeGraw serenaded the landlubbers with merry tunes, while the Chapel Choir brought forth "Silent Night," a melody to calm even the fiercest sea beasts.
Not to be outdone, FOX's own merry elves delivered Christmas trees to the elderly, spreading good cheer like rum on a pirate ship! And they teamed up with the First Responders Children’s Foundation, helping young scallywags who lost their sea-faring parents. So, raise a mug of grog to FOX News Media, where the spirit of Christmas flows like a bounty of gold! Yarrr!