The Booty Report

Arrr, the GOP be scratchin' their noggins: What if the Trump treasure hoard be worth a sea cucumber?

2024-11-23

Arrr, matey! Some scallywags in the crew be ponderin' new paths to weigh the treasure of the federal booty, as they ready to hoist the sails on them temporary tax cuts from the year o' our Lord 2017. Avast, what a jolly jest!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a jolly tale from the landlubbers in the great halls of power! A motley crew o’ politicians be ponderin’ the treasure map that be the federal budget, aye. They be thinkin’ of swappin’ the ol’ ways o’ countin’ doubloons fer some fanciful new methods. Yarr, it seems the tide o’ the times be callin’ fer a change!

With the winds of 2017 still blowin’ in their sails, these scallywags be fixin’ to extend them temporary tax cuts that be as popular as a barrel o’ rum at a pirate shindig! But alas, some o’ the crew be wonderin’, “Is this the best course fer our ship?” They be scratchin’ their noggins, seekin’ alternative measures to assess the bounty of the budget, as if they’d stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest!

So, me hearties, as they navigate through this stormy sea o’ numbers and policies, let us raise a tankard to their quest for a fairer way to tally the loot! Whether they find a new compass or just be circlin’ the same old isle, it be sure to be a humorous adventure worth watchin’! Yo ho ho, and a bottle o’ budgetary rum!

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