Arrr, Bill Maher be sparrin' with Neil deGrasse, denyin' that lads be faster than lasses in the arena!
2024-11-23
Arrr, matey! HBO’s Bill Maher be headin’ into a ruckus with the scholarly swab Neil Degrasse Tyson, who be turnin’ a blind eye to the fact that blokes be sportin’ an edge over lasses on the field! A right merry debate, that be! Aye, ‘tis a jolly sight!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the high seas of debate, where Bill Maher, a scallywag of a host, clashed swords with Neil deGrasse Tyson, a learned sea dog of science. Maher, with a twinkle in his eye, called out Tyson for not admitting that the lads have a physical edge over the lasses in the realm of sports, dubbing him "part of the problem." What a hullabaloo!The fracas kicked off when Maher pointed the finger at the scandalous ousting of the editor at Scientific American, who had taken to the waves of social media to blast Trump supporters. "That be madness!" he roared. "The true blunder lies in their claim that there be no biological differences between the sexes!" Tyson, chuckling like a jolly pirate, disagreed, insisting it was but the editor's opinion, not the whole magazine's. “Aye, but they printed it!” Maher countered, waving his cutlass of logic.
As the cannonballs of argument flew, Maher lamented the ideological capture of Scientific American, while Tyson tossed in a quip about lady swimmers having the upper hand. The banter turned cheeky, with Maher jesting, “When I have a goiter on Uranus, I’ll call ye!” Aye, who knew a debate could be such a merry voyage? So ends this yarn of wits and wisdom on the turbulent seas of modern discourse! Arrr!